they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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