it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
