There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
