Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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