check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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