ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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