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It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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