you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
MIDGETS
????
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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