She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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