just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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