yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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