Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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