were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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