I wannas sexs uuuuu
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Vodka?
Forever.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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