I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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