She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
