cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
