Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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