Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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