I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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