you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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