Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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