if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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