have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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