Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i came on her dog
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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