I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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