I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Boobs are out for the taking
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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