walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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