I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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