the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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