dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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