It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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