What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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