You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
now i know why i became what i already was.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
