The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
