so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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