Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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