i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Randomize
