she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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