But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
no more duck duck goose at the bar
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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