If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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