There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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