Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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