Whats the glycemic index on semen?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
