I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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