So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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