How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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