therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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