I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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