yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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